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1. For keeping this GOP circus going even longer

2. For making Mitt burn a bunch of that PAC money

3. For royally pissing off Newt Gingrich

4. For humiliating Ron Paul, yet again. Still the only candidate with no wins.

5. For being a constant source of jokes about anal lubricant.

I'll start.

When I was 5 or so I asked my mom why girls sat down when they used the bathroom. She said it was so they can pee. When I asked about pooping, she jokingly said poop comes out the front for girls and pee comes out the back.

She never corrected her horrible mistake.

For years whenever I had diarrhea I would announce that I had to pee like a girl. And by years, I mean 9th grade.

And she still wonders why I'm gay.

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